update on the toilet paper

I put it on top of the toilet in the first stall. 4 hours later, it is still there.

I had an encounter with an old lady at the sink. We have the faucets where you have to push hot or cold and they automatically turn off. One of the 2 sinks only turns on when you continuously push it with one hand, leaving your other hand to try and rub and rinse itself. She was struggling at the bad sink and goes "This sink is so hard to work, god, he's so chinsy" and I was very excited that she said this, that there is synchronicity. I said, "I know, there's not even any paper towels." And she gave me an understanding nod and left.