Day two of my period and I'm pretty much bleeding out of my ears. Yes, the core of me is that inane; I am going to blog about my period. I could make a book about periods. MAYBE I will.
I'm angry about my period. It ruins my life two days a month. Oddly enough, instead of from the moment I woke up, yesterday's attack of the crampies came as I was leaving work -- just in time for the drive home! And there was an accident in the left lane, so I spent over an hour holding my uterus and making twisted wincing faces at other drivers. Last night I laid in bed, doubled over in pain, watching Engaged and Underaged, unable to do anything besides eat mashed potatoes and a push pop. Actually I got up and put glitter on a picture we're working on, then felt over exerted and went back to bed. I couldn't fall asleep for hours because my lower back hurt too much to lie in any position and the cramps were still there.
I must point out that yesterday I had two Midols, and four Ibuprofens, which reduced cramps and back pain by like 25%. I had a moment of utterly serious contemplation where I fantasized about injecting the morphine HL left behind. Today I am barely able to move my head, dizzy and nauseous from Midol at my desk and the cramps are still working away at me. Top this off with sporadic spouts of diarrhea, and maybe next month I should inseminate myself just to avoid this!
So fuck you, I'm on my period I hate everything and everyone.
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